Butt Crack Etiquette

Hello there Web-People.

I have been super busy lately with the sick family members (me included!), work and just about everything else.

But, this weekend the wife and I found some time to go out to dinner. We went over to Trinity Brewing Company in Colorado Springs. Good food, good beer, good tunes, good company. What could go wrong? Butt Crack can go wrong.

Anyone that knows me, knows that I am not a slave to fashion. Hell, I am still stuck a decade or two back. However, I am aware in the world that "low cut jeans" seem to be "in". For the past few years, we have seen low cut jeans with the top of the thong/G-string/dental floss peeking out. This was in its own right, annoying.

Saturday night went to a whole new level. Sitting there at Trinity, I was just across from the bar where all the bar patrons were nicely conversing and sipping their beers. A young lady came and sat down just across from my position at the table. She was wearing some of the "in" low cut jeans. However, she seemed to have forgotten her Dental Floss. I proceeded to enjoy my beer, food and company whilst getting shots of said girl's butt crack. I may have had dinner at the local Plumbers' Union!

So, I ask, what is the But Crack Etiquette? I was told by my wife that I could NOT snap a picture of it. OK; but you all reading my blog miss out! Should I have gone over to her and asked her to hike those jeans up a few inches? Or is this just a new trend that I have yet again....missed?